JackReaver's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dumb Flash: The Movie]

I can honestly say...

That I was not expecting that. For what it's worth, I loved the references and the art style. :3 10's and 5's.

[Halo Reach: Armor Locked]

Wow...

It's a rare day when I find nothing to complain about in a flash.

Amazing, mate.

5's and 10's. You deserve them.

DoomzDayChikn responds:

all ur 5 R belong to me? :D thank youu

[The Auto-Tuna Fish]

And so, the world shall know...

That Auto-tuning makes you sound like a whiny jerkbag with a lisp and that this flash is amazing. T-Pain can go find something else to murder. Maybe he and "the thing that shall not be named that is initialed JB" can go record something together and rape more ears for a couple of months.

I just damned us all, didn't I? D:

[Apathy Day]

Not that you give a damn but...

Have a 5 and a 10, On the house. Oh, and by the way, nice flash. Very original and should most definitely NOT be Blammed.

And now I shall set down and begin writing my letter to the president about how this should be made a holiday....Or maybe I won't. I like looking at all the adverts about 3 inches this crap I'm typing.

Oooh~! A button. :3

[Christmas - for school]

And this is what I think...

It seems you have more than the basic understanding of Flash. This is quite more than I have accomplished, as I leave the animation to my mates. I shall stick to writing and recording.

You promised and delivered flawlessly. Hasn't crashed or bugged out after at least 20 loops. Consider yourself Favourited and I look forward to seeing what you can really do with Flash.

A 5/5 and a 10/10.

Bjartr responds:

Thanks!

[Madness Trials]

I'm unsure which way to go with this...

I gave you a five out of five for such great talent as the beautiful Hnilmik and the equally beautiful TomaMoto. :3

Now, as for the script...I'm not sure if you were intentionally going for...How can I put this nicely...Poorly written. OR if you just didn't read it out loud before recording. I like the overall story, don't get me wrong...It just comes off as poorly proofread. Minus 1 on that and I'll give you a 9. Keep it up, mate.

[Dr. Mario with Lyrics]

The lab results have come back in and I'm sorry...

You've got 5/5 and 10/10.

Red and Blue pills, mate. That's all I can prescribe.

[The Chaos Emerald King]

It was cute.

I'll give you that. And this. 10/10

[Date for One]

Gotta say...

That this was very touching (and I consider myself a fairly cold asshole). I'm showing this to my girlfriend. She'll get a kick out of this. 10/10 and 5/5, Mate.

[Repercussions of Evil]

This is pure WIN.

It kind of reminds me of Half-Life: Full Life Consequences. Either way, this was fucking brilliant, mate.

Galneda responds:

Doom:RoE is often coupled with that story, and both are hilariously bad, but in my opinion, nothing can top the Gmod interpretation of HL:FLC.

Glad you like this!